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Raptor Jesus' Bible. In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And we all know the story from there.

In the Period of Cretaceous, God grew distasteful of the Dinosaurs' wicked ways. (Actually, after a few billion years He was royally Bored and wanted to screw with the most intelligent life-forms available at the time.) So he descended unto a Virgin Raptor and made her lay a single egg.

This was long before anyone ever figured out the connection between mating and babies, so no one really gave a damn.

God commanded the virgin raptor to name her son Jesus. And so she did.

Jesus hatched, and his hatching was marked by a volcano erupting and w

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Raptor Jesus vs. Chuck Norrisby ~MrMeepo

Flash / Games

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A DEVELOPER WITH ACCESS TO THE INTERNET AND YOU ARE BORED.

I... I really have no idea why I made this game. I had found out about the existence of Raptor Jesus and figured he was awesome. Maybe even more awesome than Chuck Norris?!

Chuck Norris is stronger than Raptor Jesus but Raptor Jesus can fire laser beams. Enjoy.

Or not.

Whatever.

Once again, no loading screen. Just give it a minute.

Music is from Final Fantasy 7.
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